Site Global Prayer

[Darkurai]

I'd like to ask all new members to please take a moment to say the following prayer.

Our Captain,
Who art in Port Town,
helmeted be Thy face;
Thy punches come,
Thy kicks be done
in Mute City as it is in heaven.
Show us this day our daily moves;
and forgive us our inability to use you well,
as we forgive those who falcon punch against us,
and lead us not into last place,
but deliver us from Black Shadow.
In the name of the Blue Falcon, the White Cat, and the Golden Fox,

Amen.

[TaurusOxford]

I have my own if I may.

Our Samus
Who art in Zebes,
Varia suited be thy name;
Thy missiles come,
Thy bombs be done
In Brinstar as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily B-air;
and forgive those who say you suck,
as we forgive those who lose to your charge beam,
and lead us to a epic victory,
but deliver us from reflectors.
In the name of Chozo, the Luminoth, and the Screw Attack,

Amen.

[Negi-Kun]

Our Negi
Who art in "Bastin!"
Awesome be thy name;
Thy ownage come,
Thy Yoshi B-Airs be done
On Wi-Fi as it is in tourneys.
Give us this day our daily teabagging;
and forgive those who think you stole Negi from Naruto or Negima,
and lead us not into your Snake,
but deliver us from your Yoshi.
In the name of Negi, SMYN, and Captain Planet,

Amen.